i'm a dayum shopaholic.
if only i had the right income,
my room would be just a closet
and a futon for a bed...
shxt i'd sleep in the [actual] closet
if i had to!
i spotted some boots,
a jean sundress,
and a whole shxt load of scarves,
and a purse i might have my eye on.
why did adam & eve
have to eat that dayum fruit?